Fun Friday, just for fun!

We all take ourselves a little too serious at times. I thought it would be nice to have a change of pace, so here is a little humorous Bible trivia for your enjoyment.
Q: Who was the greatest financer in the Bible?

A: Noah – he was floating his stock while everybody else was in liquidation.

Q: Who was the greatest female financer in the Bible?

A: Pharaoh’s daughter – she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

Q: What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?

A: Ruth-less

Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A: God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury; David’s Triumph was heard throughout the land; Honda…because the apostles were all in one Accord.

Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?

A: Samson – he could bring down the house

Q: What is one of the first things Adam and Eve did after being kicked out of the Garden?

A: They raised Cain.

Q: What excuse did Adam give his children as to why they no longer lived in the Garden of Eden?

A: Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Q: Which of God’s people was the most flagrant lawbreaker in all the Bible?

A: Moses – He broke all 10 commandments at once.

Q: Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A: The area around Jordan – the banks were always overflowing.

Q: How do we know that Job visited a chiropractor?

A: In Job 16:12 Job says, “And He has grasped me by the neck and shaken me to pieces.”

Funny.

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